A Funny for You

So, Harry posted this on his blog:

Isn't that funny? 

Harry, why is my personal life so important to you? It seems I truly am more important than the chase to you. 

That is sad.

But to answer your questions:

1. None of your business, but none of them ended in failure. If you define failure as not finding a treasure, then the answer is still zero. If you mean how many times have I been BOTG? Four, I think. 

2. None of your business, but he's still right by my side. I'm blogging less, so of course he comments less. Nothing has changed since the day we met. Wedding plans in the works. It will be quiet, with a ceremony in Scotland--not this year. Family and just close friends invited. That's all you need to know. Well, really, you don't need to know. Sorry.

Castles we are looking at renting include this beautiful one in Dunbartonshire:

Or this one in Aberdeenshire:

3. None of your business, but no.

4. None of your business, but, she does not want probation. She chose to serve time in lieu of probation. She's an adult. I talk to her every day, and she will be home soon enough.

5. None of your business, but it's awesome. Best job I've ever had. Great group of people to work with. Not sure why you would think it wasn't working out.

Seems as though I have truly become some sort of legendary figure over there, where every quirk and aspect and event of my life has some divine or karmic reason behind it. A simple mom can't just have other hobbies besides the chase, can't live in quiet contentment, can't simply enjoy her job, can't enjoy her family, can't live the majority of her life quietly without posting about every tiny aspect---without her fans making conspiracy theories and assumptions about what must be going on.

Who are the real "sock puppets?" Seems I have you all on my strings.

What you don't know, apparently, is that I do not post about the majority of my life. I post highlights, and sometimes thoughts, and sometimes struggles, but 98% of my life doesn't appear on the blog, or Facebook, or anywhere but the here and now.

Sorry to let you down, but that's just the reality. I can't satisfy your twisted fantasies, although you are free to have them if it floats your boat.

Happy Tuesday!