Axes. Owls, Birthdays...

Monday, April 30, 2018
We had a semi-eventful weekend. Well, maybe not eventful, but we did a few things, both necessary and fun.

Saturday, we did some work on our Viking Shields (James decided to make one, too), and James hung up our Viking Axes in the dining room. They look really good (a little out of place with the Eric Sloane just a few feet away, but we'll figure that out later). We'll hang one of our homemade shields in between the axes.



And since I liked the heft of the axe in my hand, I ordered a couple training axes, and also a throwing axe. Sunday, we went to our nearby hiking spot to test it out, since James didn't like me throwing it at the palm in the backyard. My first throw stuck, though!


The place we hike has a lot of beautiful white sand, almost like dunes. I'll take a pic next time we go. What I really like about it is the wide variety and abundance of animal tracks we see every time we go.

We often see a few panther tracks, lots of snake tracks, lots of rabbit, bird, and deer tracks.




Sometimes, I see a set of tracks I don't recognize, like these:


I'm still not sure what they are--maybe a mouse? 

Saturday night, we took out Joe's small telescope and got a pretty good sighting of the moon and also Jupiter with four moons.



I woke up early on Sunday morning, and took the telescope out for some solo sky watching, and was able to see Saturn. It was very far away, and Joe's telescope isn't super powerful, so I couldn't get a great picture. In the viewfinder, it looked like a white spot surrounded by a white ring. I'm terrible at taking pics through the eyepiece (Joe took the ones of the moon and Saturn), so go ahead and laugh at my attempt. I don't mind.



Next weekend, we'll take out James's high powered telescope and see what we can see. 

We also took Joe to get his last step in the pre-New Zealand documentation process done yesterday--he had his TB skin test read. So when I got home, I scanned and emailed everything to the program director. We have an orientation on May 9th with the director at his condo. Joe is super excited. And I am, too, because this is like a dream come true for him.

And yesterday was Callie's birthday. She was super happy with her gift I sent, and I texted her all day long to make sure she didn't get the tattoo she was jokingly threatening to get. Lol.

And it was nice to see my Aidan's dad's wife post on Aidan's birthday post about Callie...


I thought that was super sweet...

And while I was on FB, I saw that my brother's owl box had some activity over the weekend (there are baby owls in there, too)...



Well, that's all I have time for...gotta move to some inner music and start my day! 








Karma, Baby

Saturday, April 28, 2018
Soooo, wanna know some surprising FACTS about Presby? ohhhhhhh, I should wait for karma, first...

Here's Cryptic for You

Friday, April 27, 2018
It's a BEAUTIFUL day in the neighborhood!




Happy FREYA'S DAY, World!!  :)


Here we come...

Once again, mitigating damage caused by Harry’s

Thursday, April 26, 2018
presby,
There is no “porn” involving me on the internet. Ricky stated, “Used her name and took the porn picture of her down😀.”

Readers seeing this would infer that Ricky had found a pornographic photo of me on the internet and posted it on your forum. There are no pornographic pictures of me on the internet. I request you make that clear on your forum. 

Short Story Vlog in the Making

Wednesday, April 25, 2018
Update: Presby— you could never “get under my skin.” I am simply setting you straight, again, since you are always wrong—you’re like the Aristotle of the Chase.
I did not “grovel” to get RT back. What did I say exactly when Bet asked him to be let back? I said something very similar to, “I don’t mind giving him a second chance.” Does that sound like “groveling?”
Second, I had no hand in banning him the second time. That was all Steph, and I didn’t even know he’d been banned until the following morning. So, wrong again, Presby!

For someone who works as a paralegal, you don’t check your facts very well before plastering it all over your hate site, do you?

Since my vlog will be different than every other blog I have ever seen, it will take me a while to get the writing done for it, then some time to film it with the green screen. I'm working on it now, though.

In other news, I'm super proud of Joe. He took the ACT following his score in the top 1% on the SAT, and he scored a 34 out of 36 possible points. That's in an even higher percentile than he achieved on the SAT. As a website of testing statistics says:

"34 ACT Score Standings. Out of the 1.84 million test-takers, 18400 scored the same or higher than you. You can apply to 1441 colleges and have a good shot at getting admitted. You have a very low chance of getting into 1 with this score." I wonder which school would consider that score to be sucky?  Oh, I see...the website I checked for that is an ad for an ACT prep course, which says they will "raise your ACT score by 4 points, guaranteed." Really, how is that possible when only 2 points are needed to be perfect? Lol.

Anyway, that kid is a genius. And he's getting tall...and thin. I bought him a new bike a week or so ago, and he's been riding every day.

Callie graduates in June...I'm trying to get the time off and a flight to CA. It shouldn't be a problem, unless there's no one to cover for me.

In other other news, I'd like to correct some minor libel posted by the king of misinformation (or, I should say, one of them). Presby, where did I "beg" RT to come back to CC? As I recall, Bet asked me to lift his ban, so I did. And then, you said I proceeded to "trash" him. Please show where I did that. And where did I misquote RT?  I believe what you posted is libel, Presby, by stating as a fact that I did any of those things, which I did not.

Well, that's about all I've got today...my shield is coming along...I have to wood cut into the circle and now my next job is to sand it down (by hand for authenticity).

People are starting to notice that FF seems to put out words that relate to things I've said. I've been noticing that for a very long time. I have no idea why. But I will say that I have not been emailing him. I have posted about my partner several times, though, so that's probably where he got that info. And there's also the possibility he's talking about some other team. I can say that the words "safe passage," were most likely meant for me, but I will not say how I know that...or what it means...


Happy Wednesday!



The Weekend Hike and More History

Monday, April 23, 2018
We had a pretty decent weekend. We did a little bit of everything--took the metal detector out in the woods near our house--saw snake tracks, but no snake. It was very hot out there, and by the time we got home, we were a sweaty mess...so we jumped in the pool to cool off.

Here is the snake track:


And some rabbit tracks:


And this was a shell mound in a deep pit someone had dug out to build a house nearby. I wish I would have got a picture of the big hole with giant old palms dumped haphazardly inside it--it was impressive! I found a couple good pieces of natural concrete shell rock that I'm going to carefully break open to look for fossils. It's pretty neat to think that this whole area used to be an ocean. We found many still-sealed clam shells under six or seven feet of dirt. 


We also went to Home Depot and Michael's for my shield supplies. I have a good idea of how to do it. The most time consuming thing will be pounding out the middle piece. 

Joe had a great time at the State Math Competition in Orlando, but they didn't win anything. I'm glad they had a good time. And things are coming together for his New Zealand trip. We got his passport in the mail last week! It took less than two weeks -- impressive for the passport office!

Oh, and for those of you who are John Oliver fans, we got this lovely FIRST PRINTING on Saturday! For those of you who don't know about this book, John Oliver and his writer's wrote this from Mike Pence's rabbit's point of view. He announced it a few weeks ago on his show, and the books sold out in less than 24 hours. Luckily, I got my order in before they sold out, so no doubt THIS will be collectable one day. Now, if I could only get Marlon Bundo to SIGN it! 


And of course, I did a little history lesson for some biased folks. To clarify something--yes, the vikings did wear armor. Especially the later vikings in 1066 -- of course I'm well aware they didn't wear horned helmets--that stupid idea was made popular by an opera costume designer--but they DID wear helmets. They also wore chain mail and leather armor. Their shields were simple wooden shields, but they wielded them very effectively.

Here is a Viking helmet. Granted, not many vikings wore metal helmets, as they were heavy, and Vikings prided themselves on being quick and deadly. Iron helmets were usually worn by kings, noblemen, and their hird--their personal protectors and bodyguards. Also, warriors going a'viking often wore helmets as well--and it is more than likely that Harald Hardrada's men had helmets and other armor with them. 


Here is what remains of a typical Viking helmet and chain mail. 


However, it is true that viking fighters didn't like to wear armor, especially during the early Viking Age, and if they did, they preferred leather armor. However, as armies grew more sophisticated and organized, the vikings adapted and began to wear more armor when they raided foreign lands. Harald Hardrada's viking entourage had brought armor with them, and it was a very costly mistake when they decided to leave it behind on their longships. 

So, that's all the history I have time for today. Maybe more later, since I've generated such interest! :)



Were the Vikings Good Warriors?

Sunday, April 22, 2018
I've been reading some ignorant people's blogs lately, and want to address some of the myths they propose as facts. I guess it's flattering that they want to learn all about the history of my ancestry, but they're missing some key information, or willingly leaving out information, in an effort to mis-portray the vikings in a negative light.

So, let's have a history lesson, shall we? But first, let me state this...my ancester, Roger de Montgomerie, was a Norman, a descendant of vikings. It is true that by this time in history, "The Viking Age," was coming to a close, despite the couple of large scale viking victories that took place after The Battle of Stamford Bridge. So, is the person making allegations against vikings, or the Normans? It's very hard to tell, maybe because the Normans and the vikings shared the same blood.

And for Ricky and Presby, the line of ancestry (I used ancestry's tree because it's the quickest one I have access to right now. Edit: I took this line down because I have a more accurate one without duplicate names to put up later.

1. Allegation: Normans and Saxons were much better (than vikings) at large pitched battles. 
    Reality: Who were the Normans? The word "Norman" is a word that came from the word          "Northmen," or "Norsemen." So, to say that the Normans were better warriors than the vikings is not true. "Normandy," was founded by Rollo, a viking, three generations prior to The Battle of Hastings. William the Conquerer was Rollo's great-great-great grandchild. The Normans, were in fact, Norse.

2. Allegation: The vikings lack of pitched battle experience and lack of tactics meant Harold's army had the upper edge and were able to quickly annihilate the viking hordes.
The whole story (or The Tale of Two Harold's): The person who made this allegation is referring to The Battle of Stamford Bridge, where Harold Godwinson, the questionable King of England (there were at least a few contenders for the throne after King Edward's death), surprised the viking forces of Harald Hardrata, the King of Norway. Now, the allegations are that the Norwegians lost this battle because they lacked battle tactics and pitched battle experience. However, that simply is not true.

The vikings lost this battle because in the wake of the surprise attack, they made a decision to leave their armor behind. Had Harald's men been wearing their armor, the outcome may have been very different.

We can see how "well" the English army handled one giant Norseman, who was solely blocking the path over a bridge. One Norseman with a Dane Axe held off the entire English army, killing about forty of them before the English finally got smart and attacked the Norseman from under the bridge with a lance. This brave warrior gave the vikings the time they needed to organize a last minute defensive shield-wall.

However, it wasn't enough, and eventually, the Norsemen fell. But, historians agree that had the vikings taken their armor with them that day, the outcome would have been in their favor.

Now, the allegation that the vikings were "quickly annihilated" is not true, either. The battle lasted many hours. There was time for viking reinforcements to arrive. Part of the viking army formed a very strategically planned shield-wall, and Harold's army lost many men trying to get past the otherwise unprotected vikings.

And consider this passage from history-net.com:

The English gained early momentum, especially on their left flank, but in the end Hardrada’s military expertise proved decisive. Fighting under his fearsome Landwaster (“Terror of the Land”) standard—a black raven on a white background—the Viking warlord sensed an opportunity to turn the battle and swung his left inward away from the Ouse, rolling the English into the ditch. A terrible rout followed, many Saxons meeting death by drowning or at the point of Norse steel. When the fighting ended, the marshes were choked with the corpses of more than a thousand English warriors—men who would be sorely missed in the weeks ahead.
And:
The English may have well outnumbered their opponents, and a Viking messenger was dispatched to Riccall to summon Eystein Orri with reinforcements. Whatever the numbers, the Vikings were renowned for their ferocity in combat, and the fighting is said to have lasted well into dusk, both sides sustaining heavy casualties.
So the un-armored vikings fought against armored men that outnumbered them, and even when they saw their leader fall, their high esteem they placed on honor bound them to form a "corpse-ring" around their fallen king. They would happily fight til death there, knowing they would die with the honor needed for a Valkyrie to escort them to Valhalla.

Now as to Harry's definition of "pitched battle..." Maybe Harry should take some time to look it up. The Battle of Stamford Bridge was NOT a pitched battle. Both sides did not know when the battle would begin--the surprise attack indicates that Harold and his army were the only ones who knew the attack was imminent. In a pitched battle, the place and time of battle is known to both parties. So, Harry is right that the vikings were not experienced in pitched battle, because their strategy relied on surprise. But to say that is why the vikings lost Stamford Bridge is an error, because that was not a pitched battle.

3. Allegation: Harold's victory stunned the vikings and prohibited them from making future raids. 
The whole story: The founding of Normandy was the beginning of the end of the viking raids. Many had, by the time, converted to Christianity (one of William the Conquerer's interests in gaining the English throne). Many Norsemen in Norway and Denmark had already converted to Christianity by this time, too. The defeat at Stamford Bridge was no doubt one of the last viking raids, but it wasn't the last.

4. Allegation: Vikings were not soldiers or disciplined warriors able to prevail against armed formations in a pitched battle. They (the vikings) were known as berserkers not just cause they foamed at the mouth but because they lack discipline...
The truth: Not all vikings were berserkers. They were called berserkers because they were the intimidation factor in a battle. A good battle strategy, I think. They would drink the boiled down pieces of a hallucinogenic plant that would cause them to go "berserk."

Berserker's were comprised of the toughest, biggest, and most intimidating warriors. It was their job to  intimidate the their enemy, and they did a very good job at it--most everyone in other countries dreaded to see the viking ship appear on the horizon more than anything else.

When berserkers weren't fighting, they were normal dudes. Vikings were not savages. They were, in fact, cleaner and more refined than their European counterparts. They thought the English were lice-ridden, filthy mongrels.

History tells us the Vikings were some of the MOST disciplined warriors out there. Children learned to fight at a young age, and some very capable viking warriors had earned their right to fight by 12 years old. And to be able to fight alongside the vikings, you could not be undisciplined or weak. You had to PROVE it first.

The Vikings had 9 Virtues that they upheld even in battle:

Courage
Truth
Honor
Fidelity
Discipline
Hospitality
Industriousness
Self-Reliance
Perseverance

Now, if those virtues aren't signs of a civilized and organized culture, I don't know what is.

An army is only as efficient as it's leader, and Harold of England was not an effective leader. However, Hardrada, on that day, grossly underestimated his competition, and was too confident from the outset.

Now, let's move on to the Battle of Hastings, where my ancestor, rode with William the Conquerer (both of Norse descent).

5. Allegation: Still Harold almost won (the Battle of Hastings) by deploying his inferior force in a strong defensive stance.
The reality: Harold made many mistakes, which cost him the battle..

1. Harold mis-placed his men. He had mobilized only half his forces, and mistakenly chose to advance on William instead of taking a defensive approach.

From the Encyclopedia Brittanica:

Harold was approaching Hastings with about 7,000 men, many of whom were half-armed, untrained peasants. He had mobilized barely half of England’s trained soldiers, yet he advanced against William instead of making William come to meet him in a chosen defensive position. The bold yet ultimately unsuccessful strategy is probably explained by Harold’s eagerness to defend his own men and lands, which William was harrying, and to thrust the Normans back into the sea.
William, warned of Harold’s approach, determined to force battle immediately. At dawn on October 14 William moved toward Harold’s army, which was occupying a ridge 10 miles (16 km) northwest of Hastings. William disposed his army for attack—archers and crossbowmen in the front line, his heavy infantry in the second, his knights in three divisions in the rear, Normans in the centre, Bretons and French on left and right, respectively. Harold’s English army, lacking archers and cavalry, prepared for defense on the protected summit of the ridge. Their position was not wholly favourable; William’s advance was unexpected, and Harold had to fight where he stood or retreat. He placed himself, his housecarls, and his other trained troops around his standard at the summit of the ridge (where the high altar of Battle Abbey was later placed), grouping his other troops along the crest for about 400 yards (365 metres) westward and about 200 yards (about 180 metres) eastward, at which points the slope became steep enough to protect both flanks. The front was too small: some men, finding no fighting room, withdrew; the rest, in too close order, made a perfect target for arrows.
2. Harold mistakenly assumed his position uphill was favorable. However, as Brittanica further states:
"The easy slope allowed William’s knights an open approach, against which Harold relied on the close “shield wall” formation of his trained troops to hurl back and dishearten the enemy. The heavily armoured knight, riding a powerful charger and holding couched a heavy thrusting lance, was still 100 years away. Norman armour was flimsy, the horses light and unprotected, and the knights, using javelins, maces, and swords, had to engage the English infantry hand-to-hand. Harold’s hopes depended on keeping his line unbroken and his casualties light, thus exhausting and demoralizing the Normans."
Harold's hopes were not realized. William took advantage of all his men--archers and infantry to slowly annihilate William's forces. 
"William pressed his cavalry charges throughout the day, interspersing them with flights of arrows, and annihilating considerable numbers of Englishmen whom he drew from their positions by feigning retreat twice. The defense, hard-pressed, depleted, and tiring, was worn down and slowly outnumbered. Harold’s brothers, Gyrth and Leofwine, fell, and, according to the Bayeux Tapestry, Harold himself was killed late in the afternoon when he was struck in the eye by an arrow. The leaderless English fought on until dusk, then broke; a last rally in the gloom caused the Normans further casualties and endangered William himself. As darkness fell, the English scattered, leaving William the winner of one of the most daring gambles in history."
3. Allegation: Harold's army made a fatal mistake...
Yes, that's actually the truth. What kind of army disobeys it's general, leader, or KING?
4. Allegation: Harold's army "almost won." 
The truth: There is no almost, Harry. William won quickly and decisively.
5. Allegation: Normans were superior to vikings because they had better equipment and armor. 
The truth: The Normans WERE Vikings, but with better equipment. Give Vikings the same equipment, and who would be better? I'd think the battle would be very, very close, because they were kinsmen.
Many circumstances can decide a battle. Sometimes, the underdog prevails. Sometimes, the elite army experienced with pitched fighting prevails. There are many factors that decide a battle, and because of that, it is illogical to say that in the complicated fights between Vikings and Harold, and Harold and the Normans, that one side was clearly "better" than the other. 
Hopefully, this little article has helped to give a bigger picture of what the fighting forces did right and wrong on those fateful days, and will help people realize that not all wars are fought solely with weapons. 


Time for a History Lesson

History lesson tonight. Geneologu lesson too! Without the plagiarism of other blogs! Someone thinks the Normans and the Vikings were separate peoples. Normans WERE Vikings.

Like I said, you can’t read just ONE article and expect to know it all. You don’t even have a clue, Harry. Don’t worry, I’ll catch you up to speed.

And Ricky...you and Presby are pretty equal in the lack of brains department. My brother didn’t concoct a “fallacy.” There are two Montgomery brothers that cane to the IS. I am descended from one of them—A descendant of Roger.  Like I said in my last post, there are Montgomerys in the past that a lot of the legwork for our ancestry. The Montgomery family tree is one of the oldest and most accurate, thanks to the historians in our lineage.

It is not hard to trace our family history, because much of the work has already been done. I’ll fill you in on that family tree later.

Oh, and I just noticed what Sean has been saying about me. It’s hilarious that he thinks I’ve EVER been to his YouTube page. I haven’t, and certainly wouldn’t comment there. That guy can’t help lying
to make himself look better. I’ll address his comments tonight also. What a joke.

For the Record

Saturday, April 21, 2018
I’m going to quash another conspiracy theory being touted as true by the hate forum. FF has NOT “legally silenced” me or Stephanie.

Yes, he did offer to buy someone’s underage daughter. Joke or not, the authorities probably won’t think it’s funny. I certainly don’t.

Yes, FF has had very inappropriate relationships with searchers. Yes, he has done everything I’ve said he’s done. He has NOT taken ANY legal action against us. I LAUGHED when I saw what he emailed Iron Will.

Oh, remember Ann, the searcher who was silenced on Harry’s despite Harry having her ip and despite Harry know it was NOT me? She’s back from some quality time spent with her mom, and she’s planning to post on CC soon.

He’s all bark. I, however, am not.


What Are YOU Doing This Weekend?

Friday, April 20, 2018
This weekend is going to be AWESOME.

Tomorrow, James and I are going either hiking at the nature preserve with metal detector in hand. I'm going to search for pythons, now that I've heard Collier County is infested with them, or we're going to the beach, with metal detector in hand.

After that, I'm going to start my next "art" project, to make this Viking Shield. We watched a really cool "how to" video, and it doesn't look that hard. I'm hoping to at least get the shape cut out this weekend...


We got our Viking axes in the mail yesterday, and I have to admit, I very much like the weight of it in my hand. James doesn't want me swinging around these "display pieces," so I ordered my own Viking axes. Yes, plural. Lol. I ordered a training axe, a throwing axe, and one razor sharp bearded axe from Viking-Shield. You can find their online shop here, and it's very interesting with all kinds of Norse merchandise. And another website has a blog that's very informative about my ancestor's and tells the history behind Ragnar, Aslaug, and Latgerta. You can find that blog here

For those new to my blog, I am supposedly descended from Aslaug and Ragnar. Lagerta was Ragnar's second wife. Aslaug was probably the third wife. Both Aslaug and Lagerta were shield maidens, and Aslaug came from fabled royalty--her father was Sigurd Ring, and her momma was Brynhilder, probably the most famous shield maiden of all. 


And here is my family tree...lol


Anyway, it'll be fun to recreate the shield of my forefathers (and Valkyrie foremothers...).

And you know how you'll be a natural at something before you even try it? That's how that axe felt in my hand. Like a natural extension of me. I can't wait to be axe wielding perfection. Lol.

Have a great weekend!

The Original Viking Princess...with Tuesday Update

Monday, April 16, 2018
...is me. :)

But who am I to say who can or can't be Vikings? Like I heard someone say recently, "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." Everyone and anyone can SAY they're a viking, but I have the ancestry to prove it. :)

We just ordered two of these babies to hang in our "cool stuff"" room.

So awesome, huh?

Anyway, for those of you chomping at the bit for my new Vlog, I got some of the things I ordered for it to be amazing, but am still waiting on my green screen and a couple other things, so be patient. 

TuesdayMorning Update:

Good Morning! How's it going out there? Things are great here. Tuesdays is one of my favorite work days, specifically every other Tuesday, when a certain doc is in the house. He's the one that knows like every line from The Office, Parks and Rec, and other nerd shows I like. What makes it funny is that he quotes them at just the right time. And he has some little kids at home and he makes hilarious videos of them just being amazingly cute. So these Tuesdays are just extra fun. 

Yesterday afternoon was pretty fun, too, because a scribe and MA I get along really well with were there at the same time, and we just get talking and end up laughing non-stop. I'm not sure who'll be here this morning, but I only have a half day today. 

I just saw on the news that the python population in our county is growing at a rapid rate. Pythons aren't native to SW FL, so they're starting to wreak havoc with out ecosystem. But now I want to go out to the wildlife sanctuary near us and find one. Not to keep, but just to find. Maybe that will be a weekend activity. :)

Here's a pic of a python in our county that devoured a white-tailed deer weighing more than itself (photo courtesy of the Conservancy of SW FL):


Seeing that in the wild would be a thrill! Maybe not for everyone, but for me...lol.

Anyway, time to get moving...Happy Tuesday!



For Your Saturday Entertainment

Saturday, April 14, 2018
Quacky, Smacky, Frizzy, Lizzie Borden, Dizzy, Splashy, Daisy, Maisy, Crazy Joe, Downy, Clowny, Brownie, Nounie, Beatrice, Hermione, Jim Halpert, The Rock, Iron Duck, Mary, Thor, Sparky, Lethal Weapon, Marshall M. Quackers, and John.

John has a little trouble at the end, but he pulled through like a boss.


Productive

Wednesday, April 11, 2018
I had a more productive day than I thought I would yesterday.

Since we only had a morning schedule, I got off work a little early and took Joe to apply for his passport. That was pretty painless, since there was no wait at the county clerk's office.

Today we have a jammed packed schedule, and could be my busiest day yet. I'm ready, though, and looking forward to a steady flow of patients.

I can't remember if I told you guys we went to see "A Quiet Place," over the weekend. It was pretty good, and was directed by my TV crush: John Krasinski, aka Jim Halpert (The Office). My main issue with the movie was the waterfall. If louder sounds drown out people's voices, and even the sounds of screaming, why doesn't the family mimic the sound of waterfalls around their house? The creatures obviously have learned that the waterfall is not on their menu, and don't continually attack it. They've determined the waterfall is nothing more than "background noise."

So, I can see why moving to the waterfall is problematic, but why not move a waterfall (or four) to them? The year is 2021, and we have simple technology now that would make it feasible to create the sound of waterfalls around the perimeter of their property. The creatures would ignore it, and the family could carry on without much of the fear they live in every single day of their life.

If I was that family, I'd be creating about ten of these around my house:


And for extra security, I'd set up a few recordings of raccoons to go off a few times a day in random areas. Since raccoons are on their diet, why not simulate those as an additional distraction from the farm? Then those poor raccoons would just be able to chill a little too.


Well, it's time to get moving. Happy Wednesday!



Clarifications about The Ass in a Lion's Skin

Monday, April 9, 2018
Forrest Fenn is not evil incarnate. I never said he was. Forrest Fenn is, however, a donkey's butt. Forrest Fenn is a donkey's butt who thinks God forgives because it's His job. No, it's not God's JOB to forgive, Forrest. It's His nature as Jesus Christ. When God would doom us to Hell for eternity, Jesus Christ intercedes for us on our behalf. And that's why God forgives. And like us all, you have a lot to ask forgiveness for, don't you, Forrest?

For all those times you cheated on your wife, for all those times you lied to get out of some very real trouble where you knew you did the wrong thing. For all those times, recently, when you used your influence over searchers to get you out of hot water, regardless of the hot water it will eventually place them in. Do you have plans on how to prevent that, FF? Do you have plans on how to get THEM out of hot water when the truth comes out? Are you taking them down with you on purpose? Do you think they'll STILL defend you when they realize what you've done to them?

What's that Bible verse? The one about gaining the world but losing your own soul...do those searchers that staunchly defend F despite knowing the truth realize that is exactly what they're doing? The believers among them must realize this--that their greed for the chest puts them at risk for losing their place in heaven. And that's eternity, people. Forever. No amount of gold is worth it!

Oh yeah, that verse is Matthew 16:26: "For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?"


Forrest Fenn, aka DONKEY BUTT, do you realize you are enticing them to give up their own souls to gain the whole world? You will have to answer to God for that, FF. You will have to give an account, and if you fall to your knees in the presence of God and say, "But You have to forgive me, it's your JOB," what do you think He will say to that? Will He say, "Oh, silly Me. Thank you for reminding me, Forrest, about what My "job" is. Now, are you SORRY for what you have done? Not sorry because you got caught, but sorry for disobeying ME, for hurting others, and causing them to sin along with you? Do you have any REMORSE, Forrest?"

What will your answer be, Forrest Fenn?






The Finder of the Chest

Friday, April 6, 2018
....will find it this summer. That's my prediction, which may be wrong, but is probably right. You know who has a whole bunch of wrong predictions, though? Mdavis. Sorry,  FF didn't "shut me and Stephanie up." No, not FF at all--we haven't heard a peep from him except for the same old tired and insincere, "Why can't we all be friends again?" Like I've said before, there's a reason for our silence, and it's by our own choice. So, conspiracy theorize away, CofHaDA. That's your new name. Use your so-called "logic" or psychic powers or whatever you claim to have to figure that one out. LOL.

In other news, stay tuned...I'm going to start making some Vlogs. They will be humorous and entertaining, AND provide USEFUL Chase information, unlike just about every other vlog except for Cowlings, which is pretty good. I know people have got to be tired of falling asleep through the others.

So no more of this:


Or this:


Or this:


And I'm not saying I don't appreciate the time and effort put into the other blogs, but the time has come to stop rehashing all the same old ideas. It's time to stimulate searcher's brains to think differently. That's the only way anyone has a chance of finding the treasure. It's clear that the majority of searchers are not "thinking the right thoughts."


Well, never fear. As always, I am here to help. My goal is to get my first video up by Sunday, but we'll see how it goes.

And it's Freya's Day! Woohoo!


The New MW Q & A

Thursday, April 5, 2018
You can find the new MW Q & A here.

Okay, I'm reading that the sheeple are interpreting this as F saying that someone else is inefficient. No, no, no. He said HE was inefficient.  Usually, if I say I'm a princess, I don't mean Jared the pervy Subway loser is a princess, or anyone else, for that matter. When I use the word "I", I mean "me." I assume that's the same for Forrest.

Then I see the sheeple misinterpreting (IMO) the word "inefficient." So, let's look at the origin of the word from Etymology Online, which I believe FF has come to use quite often.

From the Online Etymology Dictionary:

inefficient (adj.)

1748, "not producing or incapable of producing the desired effect," ...

I can totally see how he's not producing the desired effect, when he is continually worshipped despite his most recent six questions, which proved I was at least mostly right about his "embellished" Bessie the Cow story in TTOTC. He also proved that often "more is not better." He basically purposely (IMO) explained the cow story in way too much detail so that the observant searcher would be able to poke holes in his many inaccuracies, and proving the story to be fabricated, at least in part.

No one seemed to get it.



And I believe he has hinted at the location of the TC so much lately that he believes he is not producing the desired effect--the retrieval of the chest.

F creates the same sentences over and over, but apparently has gotten LESS efficient.

Don't worry, F, I got the info you were putting so generously out there. It's all put together now. First, 2nd, third, last...yep. Those numbers...yep. The y instead of ie...yep. Churchill...yep. The capitals on the edges...yep.

And yeah, it took too long to put together, but your chase doesn't take priority in my life and never has...sorry. I'm content to wait for the snow to melt. But I'm not telling you where I'm going to search, either. And I have a partner, super smart numbers guy...he's pretty good at getting things too.

Anyway, this summer should be pretty interesting. I think there might be a few others in the right area, but I don't think they're quite as precise as my numbers partner. I could be wrong.

Maybe you should eliminate a couple of states to level the playing field. Lol. Because everyone finally seems to be figuring out that the playing field was never really level, was it?



In other news...work is still going great, but the workload is slowing down a little because the snowbirds are heading back north. I've been keeping busy, though, helping out with some admin and computer work after patients are done for the day. It's the funnest job I've ever had. I'm thinking about taking a short MRI course (can't remember how long it is--like three months or something--with one week of clinicals) -- down in Miami. That would be a nice certification to acquire.

Anyway, gotta get ready...oh yeah, Joe is now driving to school every day! Wow!

And Callie was nominated for the Prom Court this year at Santa Barbara High. She's more of a princess than I could ever be! And she will probably soon be the Prom Queen, as well. I never even went to prom. I was too nerdy. Lol.


Oh! Happy Thorsday!