Clarifications about The Ass in a Lion's Skin

Monday, April 9, 2018
Forrest Fenn is not evil incarnate. I never said he was. Forrest Fenn is, however, a donkey's butt. Forrest Fenn is a donkey's butt who thinks God forgives because it's His job. No, it's not God's JOB to forgive, Forrest. It's His nature as Jesus Christ. When God would doom us to Hell for eternity, Jesus Christ intercedes for us on our behalf. And that's why God forgives. And like us all, you have a lot to ask forgiveness for, don't you, Forrest?

For all those times you cheated on your wife, for all those times you lied to get out of some very real trouble where you knew you did the wrong thing. For all those times, recently, when you used your influence over searchers to get you out of hot water, regardless of the hot water it will eventually place them in. Do you have plans on how to prevent that, FF? Do you have plans on how to get THEM out of hot water when the truth comes out? Are you taking them down with you on purpose? Do you think they'll STILL defend you when they realize what you've done to them?

What's that Bible verse? The one about gaining the world but losing your own soul...do those searchers that staunchly defend F despite knowing the truth realize that is exactly what they're doing? The believers among them must realize this--that their greed for the chest puts them at risk for losing their place in heaven. And that's eternity, people. Forever. No amount of gold is worth it!

Oh yeah, that verse is Matthew 16:26: "For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?"


Forrest Fenn, aka DONKEY BUTT, do you realize you are enticing them to give up their own souls to gain the whole world? You will have to answer to God for that, FF. You will have to give an account, and if you fall to your knees in the presence of God and say, "But You have to forgive me, it's your JOB," what do you think He will say to that? Will He say, "Oh, silly Me. Thank you for reminding me, Forrest, about what My "job" is. Now, are you SORRY for what you have done? Not sorry because you got caught, but sorry for disobeying ME, for hurting others, and causing them to sin along with you? Do you have any REMORSE, Forrest?"

What will your answer be, Forrest Fenn?






32 comments:

  1. Anonymous said...:

    I think you're mistaking Fenn as a simpleton, like yourself. All one has to do is read the childish gibberish above to see you really are a child, and not a very bright one at that. You need to post more about writing haiku at age 1 to remind us of how brilliant you are. Or start posting your smut stories again to try and make a buck since you failed to charm Fenn with your nude photos and stories. I'm sure you'll delete this, as you're a coward and won't let anybody speak the truth about you.

  1. Mindy said...:

    I won’t delete this because this will serve to remind you how wrong you were about everything when all is said and done. I wouldn’t delete this one, EVER. Lol. Who is the coward, Anonymous?

  1. Anonymous said...:

    Are you calling all the anonymous posters on your blog cowards, or just the ones who call you out?
    Signed,
    Anonymous

  1. Mindy said...:

    And what makes my words childish? The lack of profanity? If so, you really are ignorant, if you think using “adult words” like profanity are the only means to communicate grown up concepts. So...shoo shoo! Lol...

  1. Mindy said...:

    Anyone afraid to post their name or what they go by online displays a certain amount of cowardice. Across the board.

  1. Mindy said...:

    And I’m not saying that to be mean to my supporters. I can understand why you don’t want to post your names, just so they can be dragged through the mud at a hate blog.

  1. Anonymous said...:

    If I didn’t know who Mindy or Forrest was and I read this blog post I’d assume the writer was an emotionally stunted teenaged girl who can’t get the boy she likes to notice her.

    Culo D’asino

  1. Anonymous said...:

    DonkeyButt just registered on that slimy Harrys sight.

  1. Mindy said...:

    As many times as that’s been reported, I highly doubt he has registered there at all. I used to think he would, but if he does, it’s not to participate in the hate, but to keep his eye on things. Lol.

  1. Anonymous said...:

    Wow Mindy, you are very popular and Harry says they don't read your blog, but judging my their imitation they are paying you the ultimate compliment. Well done, it is like you can wind them up on command! That is so much fun!

  1. Mindy said...:

    Ohhhh! Someone literally named DonkeyButt. Awesome. I’m more popular than I thought. Lol.

  1. Anonymous said...:

    I am constantly amazed at how you can spin the hate site into a flurry at your command. It is like you have some mystical power over them!

    That place was dead and someone said they would log in over there and see less than a handful of people viewing. You show up and the ratings go through the roof! They should put you on the payroll! lol

    Also, a little birdy told me that Seannm is a really poor sport and when he came up empty handed over the last two weekends, he decided to take out his failed search on you.

  1. Anonymous said...:

    Looks like you have triggered Davis again. He is looking more and more like a raving lunatic.

  1. Anonymous said...:

    Davis, Ricky, Seannm, Presby and Harry all get set off very easily by Mindy. They used to talk friendly to her, I heard they all tried to date her but were rejected and their love for her became too much for them to handle, so they went bonkers. Love is a fickle thing!

  1. Anonymous said...:

    I feel bad for Antigoove, he went over to Harry's and suggested they fill their hearts with love and not hate, and Presby, fearing the hate empire might crumble, quickly snapped,
    "Wow, you're just so awesomely blissed Antigroove. Thank Mother Thresa you stopped over here to hold our hands, and light a candle to show us the way!"

    If there ever was a question that Harry's is a hate website, it is perfectly clear now.
    KD

  1. Anonymous said...:

    I can neither confirm nor deny that Forrest's butt looks like a donkey butt, but I do believe that he has been called much worse throughout his lifetime and most likely by his family and closest friends. Just saying. Hasn't everyone?

  1. Anonymous said...:

    "You will have to answer to God for that, FF. You will have to give an account..."

    ROTFLMAO!!! Ol' Fenn must be shaking in his boots now.

    MINDY thinks she is GOD and knows who must answer, and for what....LOOK OUT, BUBBA, SHE'S COMING FOR YA!!

  1. Anonymous said...:

    Wow Mindy it is like these people over at Harry's are your trained seals. You dangle a fish in front or them and they slap their flippers together on command. Powerful stuff!

  1. Mindy said...:

    I know! They’re even spending their own time and effort writing poems about me! People that have never met me, never spoken to me, know nothing about me, are so devoted to me they spend their valuable free time writing poems about me, speculating on my career and life life, speculating about whether or not I can afford to buy a dress and whether I know how to wear one (I can, and I do, fantastically), and all other manner of things about me. I’m not sure I get the obsession with me, except it’s the ONLY thing that keeps their forum alive. LOL

  1. Mindy said...:

    They try SO hard to ignore me and they try SO hard to talk about the chase, but they can’t. They are hooked. Like minnows that can’t hack life in the big sea, they’re doomed to forever wallow in their oh so tiny pond and try to make themselves seem bigger by attacking the fisher woman they can’t pull away from.

  1. Anonymous said...:

    wow, dedicating personal time to write poems about you!? When are you going to start the blog, I bet they will be lined up to watch, especially if you wear a dress! lol
    You rock girl!

  1. Anonymous said...:

    I mean when are you going to start the Vlog?

  1. Mindy said...:

    Soon. I’m going to do mine in a way so that no one will be able to accuse me of “copying” anyone. My vlog (and it’s not pronounced “video blog,” but just as it looks). Check out some of the original vloggers, the Vlogbrothers, John and Hank Green.

    But mine is going to be different, original, entertaining, educational, and FUN. I ordered some fun little things I need for it today.

    It’s gonna be great, and people might learn something too. And get to know the REAL me, not just Misrepresented Mindy that the haters portray on the forums.

    No photoshopping, no makeup, no stretching, just me...maybe in a fabulously expensive and clingy dress. Or maybe jeans and a Star Wars tee shirt. Or maybe...hmmmmm....

  1. Anonymous said...:

    Clingy dress? Star Wars? Whoooa! That is sure to get those love starved boys in particular Ricky, Davis, Presby and Seannm ordering oversized monitors! lol

  1. Anonymous said...:

    Hey I have some really good ideas for your video log. Since you like boxing, you can have guest searchers on and you can duke it out with you "The Champ." Seannm will be a warmup bout, then Davis, then the grand finally, the "Heavy Weight Championship of the Chase" battle between you and Fenn.

    Here is a sneak preview of that final fishing/lure battle between you and Fenn, enjoy! Ever since you have been "The Champ."

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qua2MsDVhuI

  1. Anonymous said...:

    Anonymous who wrote:

    MINDY thinks she is GOD and knows who must answer, and for what....LOOK OUT, BUBBA, SHE'S COMING FOR
    YA!!

    When did she ever say THAT????
    You're obviously reading a different blog from a different poster. Why did you post that comment here?

  1. antigroove said...:

    Forrest isn't saying it's God's job to forgive, rather it's God's nature.

    His wording disguises a hint btw.

  1. antigroove said...:

    Don't feel bad for me. The only cold I'll be feeling is that sweet bronze chest.

  1. Anonymous said...:

    Antigroove, that is the spirit. You are a good cat!
    Tim

  1. Anonymous said...:

    Wow - step away for a winter - and now back - and this is what I’m reading???

    Texas Brooke

  1. Mindy said...:

    Yeah, a lot has happened...

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